unpresentable:

Dear person reading this, 

      You deserve a life full of happiness and positivity. So don’t let others get to you and believe in yourself.

benafflecksgf:

you: I want a sugar daddy
me, an intellectual: i have a need for a glucose father

funnyjoke:

thebootydiaries:

me: *grabbing seaweed out of the ocean with my bare hands to impress cute girls on the beach*

girl 1: oh my god, that guy is grabbing seaweed out of the ocean with his bare hands

girl 2: really?? is he crying??

girl 1: only a little bit

girl 2: wow thats hot

hellyeahhufflepuff:

Me, returning to my body after a long session of astral projection:

gaypeopletwitter: